Grow Shit on Your Windowsill: A Beginner’s Guide to Apartment Gardening

Grow Shit on Your Windowsill: A Beginner’s Guide to Apartment Gardening

So you want to grow something. Not become a full-on garden witch, just…y’know, grow something. Maybe you’ve got an itchy prepper impulse. Maybe you’re tired of paying four bucks for basil that rots in the fridge before you remember it’s there. Maybe it’s just Tuesday and you need a new hobby that feels like you’re…

The Lazy Person’s Guide to Power Outages
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The Lazy Person’s Guide to Power Outages

Power’s out. It’s annoying. You don’t want to be a doomsday prepper, and you’re not about to drop thousands on a generator you’ll never figure out how to use. You just want to be slightly less miserable the next time your neighborhood goes dark and the Wi-Fi disappears into the void. This guide is for…

Emergency Kits for People Who Hate Emergency Kits

Emergency Kits for People Who Hate Emergency Kits

Let’s be real: most emergency kit checklists read like they were written by someone prepping for the fall of civilization, not a two-day power outage in the suburbs. Tactical backpacks. Canned bread. Flint strikers. A $300 “off-grid comms device” you’ll never use unless you’ve also buried a shipping container in the woods. You don’t need…

Buy This Before It Gets Stupid Expensive: US 2025 Tariffs Edition

Buy This Before It Gets Stupid Expensive: US 2025 Tariffs Edition

Look, we aren’t telling you to panic. That’s not our jam. But we’re not telling you to not panic. And given the current political climate and everything going on in the world – waiting until the shelves are empty and prices have doubled is a dumb plan. If tariffs are looming, supply chains are twitchy,…

Shit Might Happen. Here’s a Reasonable Way to Deal With It.

Shit Might Happen. Here’s a Reasonable Way to Deal With It.

Look, things fall apart. Systems fail, the power goes out, your car doesn’t start, or suddenly eggs cost $9 and there’s a wildfire in your zip code. This isn’t a prediction. This is just Tuesday now. And yes, it’s exhausting. The world feels like it’s lurching from one crisis to the next, and most of…